An older man is at a computer. He says to his wife, "Every time i go on-line and say i really like to rock, i get a pop-up ad for this chair!" A rocking chair is on the screen. |
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A man in front of a computer is wearing a red sweater with a large target on it. "What makes you think I’m being targeted?" he says to his wife. |
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Three computer programmers are trying to physically push a large banner into the opening of a mainframe computer. The banner says "Privacy." One man says, "I suppose it would have been easier to build it in at the beginning!" |
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A woman is trying hard to pull a man back who is gasping and being pulled towards his computer by a hook and line coming out of the screen. She says, "I told you someone was phishing and not to open that attachment!" |
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A magician announces to his audience, "And now, for my next trick, I will guess your name, address, date of birth, bank account balance and where you have that special tattoo!" Under the back of the magician’s cloak, a guy is typing quickly on a laptop. |
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In a crowded elevator a woman with a briefcase says to a man with a briefcase, "Good morning, SWEETBUNS96...Sorry, Sir, didn’t mean to call you by your online handle!" He looks embarrassed. |
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At a desk with a sign above it saying "Human Resources" a woman says to a man, "I’d like to hire you, but according to your surfing habits, you’re a dog person and we’re all cat people here!" |
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A family look at an elephant at the zoo. The father says, "They say an elephant never forgets!" His wife looks at her phone with concern and says, "Neither does the internet!" |
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A young man wakes up in bed to find a ghostly figure with a computer screen face standing over him. He screams, "AHH! Who are you?!" It replies, "The ghost of your internet past!" |
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In a bathroom, you can see only the feet and pants around the ankles of a person inside a stall. The person says, "No, I won’t forget to wash my hands, now stop tracking me, mother!" |
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A fashionable-looking man walks into a restaurant. A woman at a table says to another, "Ooh, check out that cute guy!" The other woman who is reading her phone says, "Forget it...He can’t hold down a job, lives with his mother and collects salt and pepper shakers in the shape of farm animals!" |
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A young woman in an office points to something on her computer and says to a man who appears to be a coworker, "Ha! My new boyfriend is loaded! Looks like he’s picking up the tab next time!" |
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Two parents open their front door to a warrior dressed in armour holding a pike while their son hides inside behind a laptop. The father tells the mother, “He’s looking for Fangnar, Lord of War, at this address!” |
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A man is sitting at a desk, looking at his computer screen. He looks disapproving. On the screen is a man in a suit and tie who says, “In today’s webinar, we will discuss ways to sharpen your auditing skills.” There is a young boy standing behind him making a silly face. |
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Two women are sitting at a patio table having a cup of coffee. The blonde says: “How was your date?”. The brunette responds: “Terrible. His profile said he was an engineer. I realized he was a social engineer when he asked for my SIN!” |
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A judge is sitting in front of her computer. She is participating in a videoconference. On her computer screen we can see 4 participants. One is a cat. The subtitle is “Blurring the background or using a background provided by the videoconference platform can be a good privacy option. Use a cat filter during a legal proceeding, not so much…” |
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A list of house rules for privacy is posted on a wall next to computer, with a disheveled father who has clearly had a rough day going over them with his son. On the list is written: “I will not film my dad in the shower. I will not post pictures of my dad on the internet without permission. I will talk to my dad before entering online photo contests.” |
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